NATIONAL ANTHEM OF SARDONIKA
“My Beloved Sardonika”
(Sung to the traditional island folk song “Louie Louie”)
Sar-don-i-ka, oh yeah,
We bloviate (Yi yi yi yi yi yi)
Sar-don-i-ka, oh baby,
Pontificate.
Three nights and days we sail the sea.
A storm comes up so suddenly.
A tiny isle, we wade ashore,
To ruminate forevermore.
Chorus
Our new home gives the perfect view
To speechify and lecture you,
We cut through the cock and bull
All our wonks are fat and dull.
Chorus
Okay, let’s give it to ‘em, right now!
(Guitar Solo)
Sardonika, the moon so blue,
Our experts tell folks what to do.
We are leaders, not the led,
Never doubt our talking heads.
Chorus
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