President Ruttles' Riddles

You are on vacation in China and suddenly find yourself panicked, needing to consult a map. What word aptly describes your conditon? 

Last week: A Dustin Hoffman movie character walks into a bar with a cartoon bird and orders a beer. If the intials of the character, the bird and the beer are all the same double letters, what kind of beer does he order? 

Answer: Ratso Rizzo and the Roadrunner order a Rolling Rock.

Comments

[Bill Poindexter]

Dear President Ruttles,

My humble guess would be "Disoriented".

(By the way, Good Sir, that is a very clever riddle. My compliments to you)!