SARDONIKA -- Madame Z has issued a list of her year-end predictions
- MLB baseball players will take their baggy-pants look one step further and wear their pants halfway down their shorts.
- Honeymoon motels in the Poconos will offer two bathtubs and Cialis.
- In the continuing economic downturn, India will outsource jobs to Mississippi.
- Travelers will form a sexual abuse support group after passing through airport security.
- Oklahoma City will ward off tornadoes with a protective shield of trailer parks.
- After one year, and relying on Americans' short attention span, BP will claim they've never even been close to the Gulf of Mexico.
- China will paint the Great Wall avocado green to match the skies over Beijing.
- The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse will upgrade to hybrids.
- Sarah Palin will return to her alternate universe.
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