Wall Street, Main Street, Sesame Street

WASHINGTON (SPINews) -- Despite attempts by Congress at financial regulatory reform, a fundamental schism persists between Wall Street and Main Street. 

CEOs are collecting gargantuan bonuses while middle-class homeowners go into foreclosure. Taxpayers bail out bankers while low-income workers lose benefits.

If Main Street has been hit hard, Sesame Street has been hit even harder.

The Children’s Television Network has announced layoffs: 

Elmo? Gone and not tickled about it.  

Oscar the Grouch has taken a buy-out after repeated warnings about his attitude. 

Miss Piggy is on welfare. “Moi?!” 

Burt quit when PBS jerked partner Ernie’s health coverage after a positive HIV test.

Kermit the Frog lamented, “I thought Big Bird was too big to fail?”

 

 

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