NEW YORK (SPINews) -- After failing to get kudos by offering $5 million for President Obama's college transcripts, Donald Trump has taken a new tack.
"As of today," announced The Donald, "I am an undecided voter."
CNN, MSNBC, FoxNews, The New York Times, The Washington Post, the Delaware Daily Shopper and Cigar Aficianado immediately set up base camps outside Trump headquarters.
Mitt Romney arrived by helicopter and Obama's motorcade stopped traffic for 50 miles around the city.
Surrounded by the media and pandering politicians, Trump said, "Why didn't I think of this before?"