SARDONIKA (SPINews) -- After Rick Santorum cleaned house in Missouri, Minnesota and Colorado, the Sardonika Policy Institute says it's time to take a closer look at the fomer Senator from Pennsylvania.
"We thought he was just an empty sweater-vest," says one SPI analyst.
But SPI has unearthed far more disturbing material: He was born Rajeed bin Santorum in Afghanistan's Tora Bora region and is vice-commander of the Taliban. Says SPI: "His views on women's right to choose, gay marriage, contraception, heavy petting and mixed-gender restaurants should have tipped us off sooner."
And those sweater vests?
"They're lined with C-4."

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