INDIANAPOLIS (SPINews) -- Now that the most important event in mankind is history, the NFL is boasting that 14 billion people watched the Giants beat the Patriots.
Although there are only 7 billion on the planet the NFL says everyone watched the game twice.
Fans were glued to the TV in Russia, India, Brazil and South Pacific islands too tiny for Google maps. Iranians loved the ads, the Chinese went nuts over the Giants’ blitz package and riots broke out in Egypt (above photo) over the safety call against Tom Brady.
The Taliban are dressing their babes up as Madonna.
The U.N. has passed a resolution making Super Bowl XLVII viewing mandatory under penalty of beheading.

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