And God -- however you like to think of Him -- said, “Here are some memes for you to mull over.”
I If you like to imagine other Gods, hey, whatever floats your boat.
II Graven images are OK, but if you’ve Photoshopped it, fess up.
III If you wanna say “Jeez” or “OMG,” I'm down with that. Otherwise, watch the potty mouth.
IV Kick back once in a while, especially on Sundays.
V Parents are people, too. Give ‘em a break.
VI Killing folks is totally not cool, dudes. Nuff said.
VII Lay off the other guy’s old lady ... unless you’ve got a swap thing going.
VIII If you swipe something, make it small -- leave the big shit to Wall Street.
IX Politicians lie. Who wants to sound like a politician?
X You know who you are: Knock off the "class warfare" diatribe.