WASHINGTON (SPINews) -- After Secret Service agents were caught with their pants down, hiring prostitutes in Colombia before a visit by the president, Mr. Obama has appointed Julia Pierson to head the agency.
"It's historic," says one observer. "The first woman to take the helm!"
Feminists say this is just a start and cite other organizations they are targeting for women to run:
- The NRA
- The NFL, NHL, NBA and MLB
- The Boy Scouts of America
- The Supreme Court
- The Vienna Boys Choir
- The Kremlin
- The Elders of Zion
- The NFL
- Ultimate Fighting
- The Land of Oz
- The United State Marine Corps
"And get ready," says one. "The next president and the pope will wear a skirt."