(Blam! Blam! Blam!)
Damn, Merle, you winged me! Put that gun down, son. These sound engineers, ya know? Anyway we got a buncha songs by patriotic singers like Brad Paisley an’ Hank Junior --
Merle, I’m warning you. Where was I? AND an interview with Wayne LaPierre --
Jesus, put that thing DOWN!
But first Norm’s Gun Shop is puttin’ on a huge ol’ gun show --
Just a sec, folks.
... especially them AR15s of which I done bought one last year. Here’s Hank ...