The first tournament, was played last September, but given Pyongyang's paranoia and secrecy, no one knew who the players were or who won.
SPINews asked U.S. Goodwill Ambassador and Kim BFF Dennis Rodman if he could settle his buddy down, but all Rodman would say was, “The little guy is funny as shit, even when I killed his ass in one-on-one, 100-zip.”
Rodman has agreed to play in the tourney’s pro-am portion.
In unrelated news, Kim's 122-year-old hair stylist has been shot.