March 29, 2013
Deep Woods, Michigan
OK what’s all this crap about homosexuals getting hitched? If the guys who wrote the constitution wouldn’t have still been so worried about the frigging commerce clause they would have stuck something in there about marriage is between a man and a woman.
Hey, the Beatles didn’t sing “HE loves you yeah yeah yeah!”
And I don’t want any don’t ask-don’t tell stuff in my army or any so-called gay people nohow.
I’m going to inspect my troops closely. If anyone knows the words to “Oklahoma where the wind comes sweepin' over the something something something” he or she is OUT. OF. HERE.
Stopping now to check how our new anti-missile site is coming along.