ST. LOUIS (SPINews) -- Irate beer drinkers in New Jersey, Pennsylvania and California are suing Anheuser-Busch for $5 million claiming it is watering down its beer.
In a strong denial, the King of Beers, referring to the peasants, thundered, “Fie! Off with their heads!”
“Watered down Budweiser,” replied the Sardonika Policy Institute. “How can you tell the difference?

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