HOLLYWOOD (SPINews) -- The Olympics royalty's announcement it is dropping wrestling as of its 2020 games has touched off a furor, the latest sniping coming from Charlie Sheen, CEO and captain of the United States Drinking Team.
“What about us ,” the movie star fumed. “You want popularity? Participation? Good TV? Bro, we got it fucking all! ”
“That would eliminate all our Muslim brothers and sisters,” sniffs IOC Prez Jacques Rogge, “except for Turkey and Egypt and a couple others.”
But, as he later whispered to SPINews, “Screw 'em.”