Even GOP governors pooh-pooh refighting the Civil War, but SPINews has learned that Donald Trump and the Koch Brothers have bought an unnamed Caribbean island where the disaffected may form a new country.
Trump has courageously named himself Emperor Donald I.
As he tells SPINews, “I have a birth certificate that shows I’m not Kenyan.”
After his coronation, Emperor Donald will appoint Mitt Romney as Minister of Propaganda, David Petraeus as Minister of Internal & External Affairs, and Ann Coulter as Ministrette of Goofy Babes.
He will take billions in U.S. aid only if it is delivered in cash to a secret bank account in the Caymans.
Trump says he has misgivings about taking all the job creators with him: "America's doomed without us!"