PHOENIX (SPINews) -- Hotshot NASCAR stars Clint Bowyer and Jeff Gordon -- and their pit crews, posses and insurance adjusters -- got into a brawl after Sunday’s AdvoCare 500, which should come as no surprise.
Their bad blood bubbled over and the two drivers, call it organized road rage, spent part of the race crashing into each other.
After an investigation by the NASCAR judiciary, both drivers were cited for DWI -- Driving While Infuriated.
Meanwhile hockey fans from Washington to Winnepeg watching the mayhem were momentarily thrilled.
(Woman with come-hither voice speaking over a black-and-white slow-motion shot of a candidate in a robe and beard):
Jesus ... he’s a socialist who wears sandals, is weak on defense, and will ruin the economy. He says the meek shall inherit the Earth but then what? The meek are spongers and slackers. Jesus will ruin those who make the nation rich and strong, like bankers. He disappears for days and says he’s out in the desert. Now he claims he changes water into wine and he's the son of God. And the whole suffer-the-little-children-to-come-to-him is creepy. Jesus ... He claims he’s a carpenter, but what’s he ever built? He got a Zero Rating from the National Rifle Association. He’s not one of us. He’s a liar and a fraud and can’t be trusted.