POLITICAL CARTOONIST WANTED
Large-city daily newspaper seeks young, aggressive, talented cartoonist for its editorial page.
Position requires drawing seven cartoons a week for the paper (we'll supply the opinions, thank you) and seven animated cartoons per week for the our Web site, drawing weather maps, illustrating cute feature stories, editing photos, doing page layout, writing obits, selling ads and oiling the presses. Other responsibilities: making coffee, sweeping the city room, taking dictation, handling the editor’s dry cleaning, washing the windows, detailing the company cars, delivering papers Sunday mornings, light dusting, busing tables in the cafeteria, standing on head, replacing the men’s room urinal cakes, going for Chinese take-out, milking the cows and catching small rodents.
Annual salary: $25,000.