NEW YORK (SPINews) -- It's Turkey Day and the Black Friday retail bonanza has spread to Cranberry Thursday (today), Small Business Saturday, Cyber Monday and Cell Phone Tuesday.
The Association of Great Big Box Stores is salivating over upcoming Skip Church Sunday, Pushy Assholes Wednesday, Max Out The Plastic Thursday and WWJB (What Would Jesus Buy?) Xmas Day.
As one AGBBS exec gushed to SPINews, "What could be holier than celebrating Christmas morning at the Clinique counter?"
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