DEAR SALIVATING: Dave Petraeus screwed up big time, and I don’t mean just bedding Paula Broadwell. He was head of the CIA and the Russkies love blackmailing folks who can’t keep their pants zipped. When I heard about the push-ups bit I thought it was about push-up bras. And here's another Paula. Paulas are trouble, brother. But I’ll give him credit -- his Paula is a ton sexier than my Paula.