JUNEAU, Alaska (SPINews) — The Bristol Palin - Levi Johnston custody battle over toddler son Tripp ended recently because of “lack of activity” in court, leaving the two to work things out on their own.
This could take a while.
The couple’s stormy relationship includes writing books, Bristol’s turn on “Dancing with the Stars” and Levi siring a baby with his latest girlfriend.
Insiders predict Bristol will get custody, with Levi getting visitation rights for both Tripp and his former mullet.
Still unresolved is the thornier issue of who must take custody of Sarah Palin’s battered-but-unbowed ego.
DEAR PRESIDENT CLINTON: Rush Limbaugh said on the radio a study shows that air pollution has caused penises to shrink by 10 percent. He blames feminazis. You’re reaction? -- FRETTING IN FREDONIA
DEAR FRETTING: That’s just crazy ol’ Rush. Hell, I thought it was funny. And stop worrying. He’s just referring to his own little guy which is probably the size of a button mushroom -- otherwise he wouldn’t have been nabbed at the Palm Beach airport with a bunch of Viagra.
NEW YORK (SPINews) -- “American Idol” judges Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey could be turning the pop TV show into “American Catfight.”
During a taping recently, the feuding pop singers interrupted each other’s critiques and tried to drown each other out.
Judge Randy Jackson had to stop them from hair pulling, back biting and rolling around on the floor.
While this may be bad manners for even “American Idol” whose founder Simon Cowell had a history of rude putdowns, execs from Fox and MSNBC have invited the two on as the latest sassy political pundits.