SARDONIKA (SPINews) -- Given the rush to 3-D movies, and knowing that 3-D is the wave of the future, President Ruttles has agreed with the Sardonika Policy Institute’s Blue Ribbon Panel on Digital Technology and declared the nation will henceforth be offered in high definition and three dimensions.
The Sardonikan scientific community noted again that the world already exists in 3-D.
Said a spokesman: “Just go outside and look.”
The president again responded by temporarily arresting the entire scientific community (five people) and threatening to turn its laboratory into condos. He was seen this morning wearing special hi-tech glasses.