Today: Sort his medicine by commercial name, from Allegoreva to Viagra Plus. Nap. Non-working lunch with Major Fargo Frango. Watch sports.
Tuesday: Sort his meds by height of container. Nap. Lunch with his cat.
Wednesday: Sort meds by generic name. Lunch. Nap. Issue a statement he is not a hypochondriac. Dinner. Watch rerun of Mike Rowe's "Dirty Jobs".
Thursday: Sort his meds by expiration date. Lunch. Nap. Dinner. Watch rerun of "Wag the Dog".
Friday: Meet with his National Security Staff, namely Major Frango, over growing economic threat from Greece. Lunch. Nap.
Saturday: Attend opening of headquarters for the new Sardonika Kazoo Museum.