NAIROBI (SPINews) -- The team representing Africa has handily won this year's Intercontinental Hunger Games Competition, its 123rd consecutive title.
Asia finished second, followed by Antarctica, South America, Australia, North America and Europe.
"Crikey! It's bloody not fair," said one Aussie team member, "The Africans are pros at famine, the rest of us are amateurs."
The Africans say that all things considered they'd just as soon lose the competition once in a while.
Again, attendance was pitifully low this year with wealthy continents choosing to ignore the games entirely.