HARRISBURG, Pa (SPINews) -- Trying to reverse his reputation as being totally out of touch with main-stream America, Mitt Romney hit town on his "Common Man" tour, telling an out-of-work sheet metal worker, "After you're dead, I'll get you re-baptized as a Mormon."
He promised others he would:
- lower motor vehicle fees for multiple-Rolls owners
- host private soirees with NASCAR team owners
- mail out his personal recipe for cheese grits with truffles
"That went great!" he gushed before driving off in his horse-drawn, ruby-encrusted, gold-plated carriage.