WASHINGTON (SPINews) -- After a top Romney aide described Romney's general-election campaign kick off as an "Etch A Sketch" moment -- when he can shake up and change his positions, his rivals went ballistic.
Waving a small doll at a rally in Raleigh, Rick Santorum said, "I associate Mitt with Barbie's boytoy Ken."
"His contorted positions remind me more of Twister," snarled Newt Gingrich, "Or Slinky."
Even Rick Perry, forever linked to the board game Sorry piled on: "He's up, he's down, he's up, he's down, he's Whac-a-Mole!"
"Mitt's got more money than God," sniffed Michelle Bachmann. "He's Monopoly Man."
Meanwhile, assessing the impact of the gaffe, pundits are consulting their Magic Eight Balls and Ouija boards.