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Jesus and the Blind Man
When Jesus approached Jericho, he came across a blind beggar amid a crowd. Jesus asked the blind man, “What do you want me to do for you?” The man cried, “Lord, let me recover my sight!” Jesus said, “Hey, pal, you went blind from all that masturbation." And as the crowd, hearing that, roared, “Thank you, God!” Jesus said, "Plus you’ve got hair on your palms.”
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Change is Good
This idiotically infantile "parable" sounds just like another stupid quote from B. Hussein Obama, the devout disciple of that venerally diseased, sadistic "prophet" of yore, muhammed what's his face.
Posted by: Bill Poindexter | 03/04/2012 at 12:43 PM
So THAT'S why my night vision is getting bad. I thought it was just age. No hair on my palms. Just my ears.
Posted by: Mike Browne | 03/04/2012 at 07:47 AM