Hold Grudges? The Irish? Never!

Another St. Paddy's Day Prayer

                                                                    May your road be filled with potholes
                                                                    May your beer go green with mold
                                                                    May your wife pose nude for Hustler
                                                                    May you lose your pot o' gold

                                                                    May your colonoscopy go viral
                                                                    May the Taliban paint your car
                                                                    May you share your tub with Limbaugh
                                                                    May you get evicted from the bar

                                                                    May the Devil steal your wallet
                                                                    May your bladder make you dance
                                                                    May you be adopted by North Koreans,
                                                                    And may the wee people invade your pants

Comments

[Mike Browne]

It will be a sad, sad day on Capitol Hill if Mr. Santorum is caught in a hotel room by police after ignoring one of the basic rules of political strategy: "Never get caught in bed with a dead woman or a live boy." I can just hear his defense in court: "But there was a Gideon's Bible in the nightstand. I was simply bringing another lost soul to Jesus. This whole thing had been blown out of proportion by the liberal media."