DETROIT (SPINews) -- After Mitt Romney whacked Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich in Michigan and Arizona he retrained his SuperPAC missiles on President Obama.
He and Santorum had been dissing each other ugly over robocalls.
Then Santorum said he almost vomited over JFK’s speech on religion in politics. Not surprising since he was two years old at the time.
"Little Ricky always had a touchy tummy as a toddler," a family friend recalled. "He went out to barf city every time he saw a Democrat on the boob tube."
It was unclear if Santorum's statement was aimed the Republican base or the basest Republicans.
Meanwhile Romney flip-flopped again, deciding to go ahead and set his hair on fire.
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