BEIJING (SPINews) -- The sculptor who created the famous "Series of Pointing Statues" of Lenin, Stalin, Mao, Daddy Kim, Saddam and Sonny Kim died yesterday. He was 128.
Known only as Comrade X, he finished his statue of Vladimir Lenin in 1922. "Why didn't you put me on a horse?" the old Bolshevik fumed. "Or smoking a pipe?"
Comrade X assured Lenin he looked braver "waiting for a bird to land in his palm."
He told North Korea's father and son team, "You've just spotted Superman!"
His only non-communist client Saddam Hussein said, "At least he didn't have me crawling out of a spider hole."

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