PENSACOLA (SPINews) -- At a rally here today, a lethal projectile meant for presidential hopeful Newt Gingrich was bravely deflected by his wife Callista.
An anvil, allegedly launched by a disgruntled Romney supporter, carromed off her hairdo.
It richocheted harmlessly into the press section.
Gingrich blamed Romney, Obama and the media: "More appalling character assassination!"

Good thing it didn't hit anywhere else 'cause the rest of her is a "blow up doll!"
Posted by: nobozos | 01/25/2012 at 11:00 AM