WASHINGTON (SPINews) -- The earthquakes in Colorado and on the East Coast as well as Hurricane Irene are just the latest in a turbulent year for weather and other natural disasters, and not just the political climate.
Scientists at the Sardonika Academy of Science and Folk Art are predicting hurricanes in Santa Fe, tornadoes in San Francisco, droughts in Seattle, icebergs in Phoenix and snowballs in hell.
Rick Perry blamed American geologists, climatologists and oceanographers: “They’re making it all up to get government research money.”
The Texas governor's solution? "Pray and turn to Jesus!"
"And if that doesn't work," he added, "secede."