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WASHINGTON (SPINews) -- As wiener jokes sizzle on Capitol Hill's grills, SPINews has uncovered an x-rated photo the Democratic Congressman tweeted to his young female fans.

We were unable to confirm this is the photo touted by Andrew Breitbart and released by some radio shock jocks.

Anthony Weiner had no comment.

Andrew Breitbart had no comment.

The young women had no comment.

Nancy Pelosi had no comment.

Michelangelo had no comment.

Weiner is a Dick

SARDONIKA (SPINews) -- After admitting to sending lewd photos of himself on Twitter and Facebook, a New York Congressman has inadvertently raised a constitutional question:

"Does Representative Weiner have a representative weiner?"

Not so fast.  Penn Law Professor Kermit Roosevelt says, "Did his lying violate the law? Was his conduct unethical? Did he use government phones or computers? Those are the questions."

"On the contrary," insists Kermit the Frog, "Most guys out in cyberspace want to know how they stack up against Anthony Weiner. Most of the women are sick of it."

The Brooklyn Democrat says he's ashamed of his actions, but he will not resign from office. 

"Hey, it's not like I pulled a Sarah Palin and screwed Paul Revere's ride."

Meanwhile, right-wing blogs are posting more photos of Weiner, offering proof he in fact swings to the left.

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Rolling Dunderhead

SARDONIKA (SPINews) -- To the roars of Operation Rolling Thunder, Sarah Palin launched her nationwide tour, fueling speculation she will announce her candidacy for president of the United States. 

As she put it, "I've got the fire in my belly."

Because she just bought a house in Phoenix, experts attribute that sentiment to jalapeños. 

"Unless America is dumber than dog shit," Obama confidante David Axelrod gleefully exclaimed, "What could be better than Palin as our GOP opponent?"

Then reminded that most voters are addicted to "American Idol" and believe space aliens walk among us, he shot himself in the head.

Meanwhile, Michele Bachmann says she has heard the calling.

An aide says, however, "That doesn't mean she's in the race ...that just means she's listening to the voices in her head."

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