He proudly enlisted in the military.
Oops. That was his stepdad.
Newt proudly served his country by getting into grad school, becoming a fire-breathing right-winger who got PO’d at President Clinton and shut down the government, loved his country so much he had two affairs, dumped his first wife as she lay dying of cancer, divorced another babe, got nailed in a scandal over finances, and owes 500 grand to Tiffany’s as he runs for president blasting free-spending Democrats.
If he self-destructs, he will affirm the adage, "No Newt is Good Newt".