LONDON (SPINews) -- Dawn washed over the Royal Wedding and the 34,000 media moths (see photo on right) sent here by every network, local TV station, newspaper, suburban shopper and blog were convinced they can come up with news missed by the Brits.
Among other bigwig anchors tripping over each other while supposedly covering the wedding: Anderson Cooper, Katie Couric, Diane Sawyer, Barbara Walters, Meredith Vieira, Matt Lauer. And: Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Oprah, Keith Olbermann, Nancy Grace and Edward R. Murrow.
On special assignment are members of American royalty: Queen Latifa, Larry King, B.B. King, Prince, Patty Duke, Earl Warren, Lord and Taylor, Lady and the Tramp as well as notables Charlie Sheen, Snoop Dogg, Joan Rivers, Carrot Top, Andrew Dice Clay, Ronald McDonald and the e*Trade baby.
Most are looking for the ballyhooed “local angle”.
SPINews found a reporter from Bunglybridge, Pennsylvania, who found the ex-roommate of the cousin of the Bunglybridge mayor who had a drink in a pub where Kate Middleton played darts five years ago.
“Our readers will be thrilled,” said reporter Brenda Stargazer. “The bar guy like showed me the darts she tossed. Everyone is totally raving about Kate's visit even if they were 100 miles away.”