WASHINGTON (SPINews) --- As criticism swirls around President Obama for no longer enforcing the Defense of Marriage Act, he met with Gay and Lesbian Community representatives demanding gay marriage.
He soon changed their minds.
"Say you and your gay lover get married," the president said. "You've just stepped into a whole boatload of in-laws. You sure that's what you want?"
He went on: "Your religious-fanatic mother-in-law, your father-in-law who believes in UFOs, Uncle Lou with a bad rug, your insane aunt, the snot-nosed nephews playing tag and knocking over your Ming vase, a sports-addled brother-in-law parked in front of the wide screen, Grandma Shirley knitting you muumuus, cousin Earl sitting in San Quentin and cousin Jada raising weird mushrooms with her pet alligators."
They exchanged glances, and one said, "How'd you know about my cousin named Jada?"