SPINews: Can we call you Sarah?
Sarah : You betcha -- and I get the joke. And OK, I read The Wall Street Journal and The Economist and I'm tearing through Marcel Proust's "Remembrance of Things Past".
SPINews: Actually we wanted to talk about wolves.
Sarah : You’re going to attack me for shooting them from a helicopter --
SPINews: No, no -- that seems the only sensible way to shoot them.
Sarah: We want to make it a Winter Olympics sport up here. Like that biathlon thingy.
SPINews: Still, why do you kill wolves? Is that part of being a maverick?
Sarah : Because wolves kill sheep. Plus they make wonderful rugs, both for the floor and for bald guys.
SPINews: Doesn't the fur smell when it gets wet?
Sarah : A little, but it’s an irresistible male scent.
SPINews: Like English Leather.
Sarah: They also make jackets, snazzy pumps, Halloween masks, trophy heads for the game room, stuffed school mascots, and they’re great cooked.
SPINews: You can eat wolves?
Sarah : You betcha! They’re way healthier than beef. Stick ‘em on the grill then serve with a cold Bud.
SPINews: What do they taste like?
Sarah: I know you think I'm gonna say "chicken". Gotcha! They taste like bison!
SPINews: You can really wolf 'em down.
Sarah: Whatever. We also plan to sell them to Korean restaurants as a cool substitute for dog.