SARDONIKA (SPINews) -- In the face of dying newspapers, Sardonika University has reorganized its School of Communications, with Journalism 101 and Political Cartooning now part of the Department of Archeology.
Among the new courses are Paparazzi 101 and 201, Sexy Cable TV Newsreading 225, Tweeting 264, Introduction to Blogging 356, Anchoring for Bimbos 222, History & Theory of Reality TV 224, Sunday Talking Heads 426, Philosophy of Shouting & Foaming 288, Whacked-out Supermarket Tabloid Writing 330 and 340, Pronouncing Really Hard Names 311, Advanced YouTube 417, Screw Libel Laws 245, Fuck the Facts 421, Sources: You Don't Need no Stinkin' Sources 401 and All Kinds of Goofy Shit 376.
Sar U will also offer an MFA (Master's Facebook Account) and a Ph.D in Talk Radio. For its doctoral program, the college will require a tough admissions exam and an IQ score below 100.
"We want to get the kids ready for the real world," says school dean Cindy72. "Like snarky writing, crotch-shot photos and working at home in your pajamas."
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