WASHINGTON, D.C. (SPINews) -- With tears of joy drying on his rosy cheeks following a stirring Lincoln Memorial "Take Back America" rally (the GOP and its subsidiary Fox News put the crowd at 600 million), right wing yakker, Glenn Beck co-opted the anniversary of Martin Luther King's "I have a dream" speech with a new agenda.
Gushed Beck: "You haven't seen anything yet!"
SPINews has obtained Mr. Beck's "Restoring Honor: The Road Trip" -- a schedule of future "non-political" bombshell mega-rallies designed to overshadow and obscure history. They are:
- Dallas, November 22: "JFK was a Marxist stooge."
- Sea of Galillee: "Sermon on the Mount? Wait'll folks hear this !"
- Jerusalem, April 24: "I shall rise after the SECOND day!"
- Bethlehem, Dec 25: "What about MY birthday."
- Yankee Stadium, July 4: "Lou Gehrig? Suffering? Let me tell you about suffering. "
- Mecca, Saudi Arabia, Sept. 1: "It's Ramadan. Boycott Ramada Inns."
- New York, September 17: "Yom Kippur -- what kind of gibberish is that?"
- Gettysburg, November 19: "Four score and seven -- 'new math' is the DEVIL'S math!"
- Honolulu, December 7: "THIS is the date which will live in infamy."
- Ground Zero, September 11: "Who knew a fanatic like me could attract a cult following?"
- Heaven, date not established: "I will sitteth on the right hand of God."
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