SARDONIKA (SPINews) -- President Sarah Palin? Baseball Without Borders? Hotels Without Boarders? Who knows? And that's exactly what the Sardonika Policy Institute wants to find out.
The nation's one and only think tank has announced it's fall lineup of in-depth $50 studies, starting with the political future of America's beauty-pageant presidential wannabe, Sarah "Mama Grizzly" Palin.
Other studies:
- When newspapers fold, where will TV get its news?
- Why do fools fall in love?
- Elvis & American Idol: Would he have won? (Simon: "Hey, what's with the lip curl?")
- Bull testosterone: Can it save the Democratic Party?
- Was Mark Twain right? Do we go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company?
- Crows, ravens, blackbirds, jackdaws -- who cares?
- The Republican Party: Too much bull testosterone or too much bull?
- Does Google google itself?
- New al Qaida secret weapon: Motel bedspreads
- Tarragon: Is it overrated?
- Was PowerPoint invented by the Devil?
- New funding for American public schools: Make kids pay for parking
- Why can't Barack Obama be as cuddly as Glenn Beck?
Yikes, Mr. Browne is speaking the truth. And TV can get the rest of its news from the Weather Channel.
Posted by: Albert Seegar | 09/29/2010 at 10:33 AM
Carl Rove is more cuddly than Glenn Beck. As for TV news during the domino era of failing newspapers, there will always be supermarket tabloids with their Paris Hilton bureaus. Despair not. The rip and read journalism of your local blow-dried, on-camera happiness ninnies will survive and even flourish in their quest for the Holy Arbitron ratings of America's hearts and minds.
Posted by: Mike Browne | 09/17/2010 at 06:22 AM