SARDONIKA (SPINews) -- The Sardonika Policy Institute ended up with a collective red face yesterday when its think tank Merlin ran into a ditch.
"We were taking Merlin out for a spin," said an embarrassed spokeswoman, "and our Celebrities in Rehab GPS got turned around. We missed the cut-off, got stuck in reverse, then spluttered to a stop in the middle of the Iraq-Afghanistan quagmire ."
"What do you expect from the 'Best and the Brightest'?" retorted frequent SPI critic President Ruttles. "They're always driving around with their barrel up their ass."
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