SARDONIKA -- Feel bullets whizzing overhead? Hear the whistling of incoming? Everyone gets the blues now and then, everyone gets get roughed up. The Sardonika Policy Institute has finished an exhaustive -- at least exhaustive for it -- study on what it’s like to really hit tough times. How tough?
- In his grade school’s "no winners or losers" PE class, your son still loses.
- He has a play date with a ventriloquist’s dummy.
- Your priest has a tell-all blog, "From the Confessional!"
- For the DJ at her wedding, your daughter hires a radio shock jock who starts the evening with, "She oughta be wearing freaking stirrups!"
Here is another. You can find more by clicking on "Worst Case Scenarios"