SARDONIKA -- Feel bullets whizzing overhead? Hear the whistling of incoming? Everyone gets the blues now and then, everyone gets get roughed up. The Sardonika Policy Institute has finished an exhaustive -- at least exhaustive for it -- study on what it’s like to really hit tough times. How tough?
- You are consumed by secret messages from your cockapoo.
- You say, "Oh, don’t bother getting me anything for my birthday," and no one does.
- You’re stuck in the middle seat on a flight full of Elvis impersonators.
- The other kids on your son's Little League team all have agents.
Here is another. You can find more by clicking on "Worst Case Scenarios".
On a business trip, you're selected for a
mandatory airport colonoscopy.