SARDONIKA -- Feel bullets whizzing overhead? Hear the whistling of incoming? Everyone gets the blues now and then, everyone gets get roughed up. The Sardonika Policy Institute has finished an exhaustive -- at least exhaustive for it -- study on what it’s like to really hit tough times. How tough?
- Your new boss wears a ski mask.
- You get financial advice from an astrologer who sells all your stocks at a stunning loss because Pluto was in Saturn’s house and Scorpio was shacking up with Gemini.
- You don't appear in the new company phone directory.
- You open your hotel room nightstand and discover three Gideons wagging their fingers at you.
Here is another. You can find more by clicking on "Worst Case Scenarios".
|Your lawyer decides to think outside the box|