WASILLA (SPINews) --- Former Alaskan governor and 2008 vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin is taking a breather from her whirlwind speaking tour.
At her last appearance she criticized the president over the gulf oil spill: “Obama does not have a grasp of the complexity of the situation,” she said.
According to the most ardent Palin fans, the Tea Party darling grasps any number of complex situations and they speculate on how she may be spending her break.
Some are convinced that she will reconcile General Relativity with Quantum Mechanics making her the front-runner for the Nobel Prize in Physics.
Others have it that she will deconstruct the complete works of Jean-Paul Satre. Using Foucaultian paradigms. Over the weekend. In French.
One person close the the family, who asked not to be identified, believes that she intends to pore over a map of the human genome until she works out a cure for male pattern baldness.
Reporters for SPINews caught up with Palin at the Burger King near her home here and asked her about her holiday plans.She was happy to lay the rumors to rest. “You betcha. I don’t expect the President to grasp the complexity of this situation," she said, "but I’m planning to go shoot a wolverine in the eye.”