SARDONIKA (SPINews) -- As Toyota launches yet another round of recalls, this time for possible steering problems, the Sardonika Policy Institute Car Care Centre is predicting even more, including several by other auto giants. Here is a partial look at SPI’s list:
- Toyota: Every car, after a Dallas grandmother complained her 1986 Tercel "just doesn't feel right".
- Mercedes-Benz: A French architect said his radio suddenly explodes with "Deutschland, Deutschland über alles."
- BMW: All X4 sports cars when a Munich businessman crashed on the autobahn doing 170 m.p.h.
- Rolls-Royce: The Phantom, after a London chauffeur claimed his boss was "arch".
- Nissan: All models after 2008 for possibly going airborne when parked.
- Ford: All Model Ts for bumpy rides, balky hand cranks and an off-key horn going "ahhooogah!"
- Honda: General recall simply to keep up with Toyota.
- Hummers: Ugly, gas guzzling and dangerously over-hyped.
- Chrysler: A 25-year-old Tucson man griped the bass on his "Ram Tough" pickup’s radio "fails to reach 6,000 decibels."
- Studebaker: The company now admits those curved rear windows "look dumb".
- Volkswagen: All 1964 vans after the flowers and peace signs started fading.
- Winnebago: RV basement rec rooms get water during heavy rain.
- GM: All ’57 Chevys after a 66-year-old man from Seattle filed suit claiming, "I was falsely promised when I bought one in high school I would get laid."
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